Rednecks are AWESOME! They will always be the first to put there hand up to help a neighbor, they have a brilliant sense of humor, great taste in music and know how to have FUN! but most of all they are the best at coming up with genius ideas. Check it out.
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And not a single DUCK was given that day
There is someone special out there for everyone, not in this case! Beware online daters!
Its Earl and Murle
Tried to microwave a fork? Unsure of how to recycle properly? Well now you know.
Perfect
Nothing screams sexy like standing next to a John Deere Tractor smoking a ciggie in your wedding dress. Need a brilliant photographer? Click here
Thats HAWT
Cant afford a pink Hummer? No worries, the Redneck Limo is the epitome of craftsmanship, just make sure your insurance is up to date!
Every girls dream
This Quad Bike is VERY cool and I want one each for all my kids!
All I can say is that the perfect angle was used for these photos. Some of these pictures are every photographer’s dream. You plan, you check your lighting, time and time, over again, you plan the perfect distance, and do you end up with someone’s head on a spoon? No. You end up with the spoon covering your view finder or something just as disastrous happening to the perfect shot that you had planned. Check these out and see if there are any you wish you’d had the opportunity to capture.
It’s a true story. Guitars have been making ugly guys hot for centuriesand I doubt that will stop any time soon. I have to admit I always dated musicians, almost exclusively, and you’d never catch me with a drummer. They weren’t always that good looking either, but they were always guitarists.
There’s just something about a guy up on stage that’s very attractive; especially if he can hit the licks. The thing is though, most guitarists I ever met were smoking hot, guitar to aid them or not. The last one I met I married, and that was almost 32 years ago. He kind of looked like a young James Taylor when I met him, with longer hair. He still plays every day for a few hours unless he’s really strapped for time. That doesn’t change the fact though that if you’re not the best looking guy in the world and you want a better chance at dating some hot chicks, learn to play the guitar and even if you’re not in a band, you’ll still have that cool quotient when you break it out at parties.
You Know The One
What can be banged up and old and different and uncommon and not very well known and still be beautiful to behold? Why the guitars these guitarists are playing of course. My husband has 13 and a Dobro, and while he has some newer guitars by Martin and Gibson, and some custom made by the Kinnaird Bros. and Taylor etc., I think the one I like best is his ’36 Martin that has seen better days but is beautiful all the same and has a tone you just don’t find anymore in newer guitars. That is the whole point of this post! To show you some pictures of a few not so ordinary guitars that would probably draw enough attention away from ugliness to let some unfortunate guy that owned it get his foot in some hot chick’s door.
Let’s begin. Take for instance this beautiful Phoenix hand carved electric guitar by Rigaud Guitars.
Phoenix
The dragon guitar that you click on to enter the Axe Wars site to rate different guitars.
Ibanez makes this puzzle patterned solid body electric and I have to say I really like this one. Some of the others are cool looking, but I couldn’t imagine anyone actually playing them other than in a demonstration, but this looks like a working guitar to me.
Ibanez Prestige RG20062 Puzzle
This guitar below has a really interesting history to it and it’s well worth clicking the link on the caption to go and read up about it. Totally amazing.
When I said centuries I wasn’t fooling around. This guitar can be found in The Metropolitan Museum and is dated circa 1800. It’s actually classified as Chordophone-Lute-plucked-fretted, but you see my point I’m sure.
It may seem shallow to want to use a musical instrument to get a woman, but it’s just as shallow for women to respond and in this following case, it would be clear to see any ulterior motives.
And last for me, but certainly not least, you can find all sorts of custom made guitars with a little Google searching. Almost all of the links in this post, including almost all of the photo captions, are links to other guitar sites. I really like this one and I imagine it’s because of the color, it’s so peaceful, like you could jump into it and float away. On a tune.
When I was a teenager growing up in the seventies you were just not “hep” if you didn’t own a copy of The Whole Earth Catalog, along with a copy of Siddhartha and The Teachings of Don Juan. I, of course, considered myself to be pretty hep and I not only owned a copy, I actually read it, and in a sidebar on each page there was a story that ended on the final page. I don’t remember much about that story, but I do remember one thing from it that stuck in my mind. I’m sure I have this all wrong but I’m going to try to explain it as best I can. You must realize that the seventies were quite some time ago, and I often was under the influence of mind altering drugs, so take what I’m about to relate with a grain of salt. As best I can recall one part was about two people sitting inside of a red tent and discussing if the tent were to be taken down and put up again in another spot, would the space it presently occupied be the same, because even though it had been moved, the atmosphere inside was still the same. OR something like that! LMAO It’s been a long time. My whole point in relating that little bit is that even though I’m not online and not writing this right before it’s posted, but writing it ahead of time so it will seem like I’m online, AM I online in the same space? It’s occupying the same space isn’t it? So it’s the same as if I’m really here, right?
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