Cooking When Drunk!

Ever had on of those nights when you are in a foul mood, EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is bothering you?

Well I HAVE! and when I get like that my preferred method of coping is emotional eating  (oh stop lying, we all do it). 

The following pictures cracked me up! The person commenting is hilarious and obviously has a few drinks under their belt! Bud I have to say,  the end result really is pretty amazing. I know I would inhale it!  

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Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral | The Tyranny of Tradition

Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral

Band member from Slayer holding a Marshall amp over his head.

Carrying signs saying “God Hates Self-Righteous Fanatics” and “At Least Satan Has Good Taste In Music”, members of the heavy metal rock band Slayer today camped outside the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas waiting to protest the funeral of WBC leader Fred Phelps.  An outspoken critic of people of other races, homosexuality, heavy metal and pasteurized milk, Phelps passed away earlier today after suffering a severe heart attack when informed that Ellen DeGeneres had a popular television talk show.  He was 84.

Animosity between Slayer and Westboro has been mounting since Phelps threatened to picket the funeral of Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman last year.  Phelps, who fronted a Carnivore cover band known as “Jesus Hitler” back in the early 90′s, felt that beyond being a group of unwashed heathens, Slayer simply weren’t very good anymore.  “They have profaned the name of Christ!  That is obvious. But worse, they really haven’t recorded anything worth listening to since Divine Intervention!” said Phelps in a fiery sermon 3 months ago.

Fred Phelps with his once big mouth open.

Phelps’ death has sent shockwaves through the Bigot community.  Several Bigots across America have planned candlelight vigils to mourn the death of the man that some have called “The Godfather of Modern Bigotry”.  His passing has also saddened many closeted Bigots who are now unable able to shake their heads at Phelps’ antics while masking their own hatred in the form of polished and coded political expressions.

Bigots across the world have lost a hero to their cause.  “He was our Harvey Milk,” said teary-eyed Westboro member Harvey Atwater as he heard the news.  “Our President is from Kenya, it’s legal for a donkey to marry a man in most states, and Satan himself is running half of the major television networks as well as the Internet.  America is going to Hell in a handbasket and our greatest leader has fallen.  This is a dark day for this great nation.”

via Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral | The Tyranny of Tradition.

Amazing Gooey Cheese Bread

This looks so easy and SO tasty. It would be great to serve if you are sitting around with friends having a few beers, at a BBQ, or just for an afternoon snack for the family. With only a few ingredients, it’s cost effective too, and amazing! 

I will be making this over the weekend, I will let you know how it goes!

 Get your favorite bread from the bakery and slice it halfway down the loaf.

Get your favorite cheese, I would recommend Swiss or a good Colby. Line it into the slices in the bread.

Sprinkle with shallots and a little salt and pepper.

Put in the oven at 180 degrees and bake for around 15 mins or until it’s golden brown and the cheese is melted

There are so many things you could add to this. You could add some cooked bacon pieces or even spread some garlic butter on the slices before you add the cheese. The possibilities are endless. Enjoy!

Zucchini Parmesan Balls

These zucchini parmesan balls are delicious, EASY to make and great for entertaining. My children love helping out when we make these and even more importantly they LOVE to devour them. Enjoy!


INGREDIENTS

2 zucchini

1 egg

1 spoonful flour gluten free

1 tablespoon grated parmesan

Pinch of salt and pepper

PREPARATION

Preparation Time: 10 minutes Cooking Time: 20 minutes Grate the zucchini. -Mix the grated zucchini, egg, gluten free flour, parmesan cheese and stir good until you get uniform mixture. Form the mixture into balls. Get a baking sheet and cover with parchment paper, cook for twenty minutes at a temperature of 220 degrees.

I love to serve these with a sweet chilly or tzatziki dip, bought straight from the store, but you can make that too if you like.