Man locks his wife in the shed for singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” after his mum died!

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Andrew Salmon, 42, packed up his wife Beverley’s belongings and refused to let her into their home in Cornwall, Truro Magistrates’ Court heard.

Andrew was SO angry at her for singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead after his mother passed away. Andrews wife took refuge in the garden shed and he locked her in there but Mrs Slamon managed to escape out a window. She then tried to get back into the house,with Andrew dragging her by her feet  but he manged to get to a bedroom up stairs where she started to throw all his clothes out the window.

He responded by holding her down by her throat on the bed, then punching her, the court were told.

Mr Salmon suspected his wife was having an affair and regretted everything he did. He also told police he was depressed and unhappy that his wife had not been supportive enough over the death of his mother.

Salmon, who had no previous convictions, admitted assaulting Mrs Salmon on February 6.

I am not sure what the moral to this story is, but I am sure there is one!

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Andrew Salmon, 42, packed up his wife Beverley’s belongings and refused to let her into their home in Cornwall, Truro Magistrates’ Court heard.

Andrew was SO angry at her for singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead after his mother passed away. Andrew’s wife took refuge in the garden shed and he locked her in there but Mrs. Salmon managed to escape out a window. She then tried to get back into the house, and managed to get to a bedroom upstairs where she started to throw all his clothes out the window.

He responded by holding her down by her throat on the bed, then punching her, the court was told.

Mr. Salmon suspected his wife was having an affair and regretted everything he did. He also told police he was depressed and unhappy that his wife had not been supportive enough over the death of his mother.

Salmon, who had no previous convictions, admitted assaulting Mrs. Salmon on February 6.

I am not sure what the moral to this story is, but I am sure there is one!

Lucky Guess Of The Wheel Wins A Fortune.

This guy would have to be one of the luckiest people in the world.

After making it to the final round on wheel of fortune, only two of his letters showed up.

What is seemingly impossible, has become one hell of a lucky guess!  

What do you think? Do you think it was rigged for ratings, or just one of life’s incredible flukes?

The weird and wonderful world of Phobias

I was sitting here doing some research on Phobias. There are literally thousands of them out there, and I mean thousands! Surely some are just made up by the one person that has that fear? Here are some of my favorites, from the most common, to the outright weird!

Arachnophobia – The fear of spiders and one of the most common phobias around. They don’t bother me at all, but throw a mouse or cockroach in front of me and I will scream like Ned Flanders.

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Coulrophobia. The fear of clowns and one of my personal hates, they are all evil and look ready to start a murderous rampage at any given moment.

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Eosophobia. The fear of Dusk and Dawn .. otherwise known as being a vampire….

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Allodoxaphobia. The fear of opinions and something I fear all men are suffering, don’t suffer in silence, consult your doctor. 

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Alektorophobia. The fear of chickens .. delicious .. tasty .. BBQ chicken …great, now I’m hungry.

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Achluophobia. Fear of darkness, and to be honest, I am not a fan, I dont like what I cant see!

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Phasmophobia. Fear of ghosts. Now I AM FINE if Casper wants to stay in his own little world, its when he wants to start throwing stuff at you or pulling your hair in the middle of the night that I start to have a problem.

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Ablutophobia. A Fear of WASHING … I have NO words for this one. someone please try to explain it to me.

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Cenosillicaphobia. The fear of empty glasses. THIS is one I can totally relate too!! 

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Speaking of empty glasses, would you look at the time. Its Beer O’Clock!