Andrew Salmon, 42, packed up his wife Beverley’s belongings and refused to let her into their home in Cornwall, Truro Magistrates’ Court heard.
Andrew was SO angry at her for singing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead after his mother passed away. Andrews wife took refuge in the garden shed and he locked her in there but Mrs Slamon managed to escape out a window. She then tried to get back into the house,with Andrew dragging her by her feet but he manged to get to a bedroom up stairs where she started to throw all his clothes out the window.
He responded by holding her down by her throat on the bed, then punching her, the court were told.
Mr Salmon suspected his wife was having an affair and regretted everything he did. He also told police he was depressed and unhappy that his wife had not been supportive enough over the death of his mother.
Salmon, who had no previous convictions, admitted assaulting Mrs Salmon on February 6.
I am not sure what the moral to this story is, but I am sure there is one!