45 Tips Every Dad Should Give To Their Son

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 Time is short. Make sure to have this conversation with your son, or talk to your Dad, while you still can.

  1. Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.
  2. Keep a change of clothes at work.
  3. Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.
  4. Every hat should serve a purpose.
  5. Never take her to the movies on the first date.
  6. Learn to wet shave.
  7. Nothing looks more bad ass than a well-tailored suit.
  8. Shave with the grain on the first go-around.
  9. Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.
  10. Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
  11. Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.
  12. Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.
  13. A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.
  14. Call Mom and Dad every week.
  15. Never wear a clip-on tie.
  16. Give a firm handshake.
  17. Compliment her shoes.
  18. Never leave a beer unfinished.
  19. If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around.
  20. You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.
  21. Be conscious of your body language.
  22. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period.
  23. Always stand to shake someone’s hand.
  24. Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.
  25. Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.
  26. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.
  27. Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.
  28. Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.
  29. Go with the decision that will make for a good story.
  30. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.
  31. Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.
  32. Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.
  33. Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
  34. No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.
  35. The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it’s your job to overcome them.
  36. The first one to get angry loses.
  37. A man does what needs to be done without complaining.
  38. Never stop learning.
  39. Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.
  40. Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy.
  41. If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
  42. Luck favors the prepared.
  43. Women find confidence sexy as hell.
  44. Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it.
  45. No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work.

11 Awesome Cakes For Geeks!

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Super Mario Cake

Raving Rabid Cake

Nintendo Cake!

Optimus Prime Cake (This is my favorite)

The Delorean Cake

Yoda Cake for Star Wars Geeks

Lego Cupcakes! My kids would love these!

And they would LOVE the Pacman ones too!

For the Dungeon & Dragons Geek

AMAZING Mario Cart wedding cake!

For the phone geek! they are everywhere!

Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Pepper Stuffed Chicken

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This is VERY similar to the bacon wrapped cream cheese stuff chicken breasts! SO tasty, easy to make and puts a smile on everyone’s face. I have never heard one complaint about this dish.
So get your friends together, put some beer on ice and impress them with a delicious and easy dinner that will have them begging for more.

Do you like to cook dishes like this? What is your favorite go to recipe for entertaining?
I would love to hear from you.
Jo xxx

Ingredients
  • 4 (6 ounces) chicken breasts, pounded thin
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 4 jalapenos, diced
  • 4 ounces cream cheese, room temperature
  • 1 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
  • 8 slices bacon



Directions
  1. Lay the chicken flat, season both sides with salt and pepper, place 1/4 of the mixture of the jalapenos, cream cheese and cheddar on the chicken and roll them up.
  2. Wrap each chicken breast up in 2 slices of bacon and place them in a baking dish on a wire rack.
  3. Bake in a preheated 400F oven until cooked, about 25-35 minutes.

Some Simple Stuff Every Male Wishes Women Would Understand.

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Okay, so men are from Mars and Women are from Venus … BUT … damn, I have no buts to add .. but here are a collection of things that men wished women would just understand, kind of like a few rules …

  1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.
  3. Birthdays,Valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present once again.
  4. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
  5. If you think you’re fat, you may be. Don’t ask us. (besides, we’re not suicidal enough to answer anything other than “no” anyway)
  6. Sunday Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. It can’t be altered so just let be.
  7. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex, shortstops and carburetors.
  8. Shopping is not a sport
  9. Anything you wear is fine. Really
  10. You have enough clothes
  11. You have too many shoes
  12. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
  13. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  14. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometime.
  15. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes — what makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
  17. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.
  18. A headache that last for 17 days is a problem. See a doctor.
  19. Your mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
  20. The man is ALWAYS in charge of poking the campfire with a stick and/or tending the grill.
  21. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
  22. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
  23. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are.
  24. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.
  25. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, neither do we.
  26. You know, YOU can ask HIM out too… Let’s spread the rejection around a little.
  27. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.
  28. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
  29. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
  30. We’re not telepathic. We can’t read your mind, so don’t blame us for not knowing something you expected us to know without telling us. Conversely, you aren’t telepathic either, so don’t get mad about what you think we’re thinking, because your guess is probably

So what is your thoughts on this ladies and gents? I would love to hear from you.

Jo xxx

Source: The Wilkonson Family