Cheating Husbands- 20 Who Wished They Hadn’t

I don’t mean the following to sound as if I think cheating on a spouse is OK. I don’t. I just mean I’m astounded; but if you’re going to put your entire existence into jeopardy and your future, and possibly the futures of others, shouldn’t you be a little smarter than to get caught? Here are 20 cheating husbands who  wished they hadn’t been after seeing a bit of the aftermath their little trysts caused. They’re crying all the way to the divorce lawyers office I’m sure.
I guess though that shows you the mentality of a person who would destroy faith and trust in someone they’ve proposed to love for better or worse and until death do they part.  I have a feeling that if some of the wives that are responsible for these following images had actually caught their husbands in the act, that “until death do we part” phrase might have had a way different meaning than was originally intended.  Let’s take a look:

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I know one thing, auto body and paint shops are making a killing off of these guys.

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Sriracha Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

So I have just had to pick my mouth up off the floor!! I have come across this on Kerbbies Cravings and I am DROOLING! My husband and I are so in love with Sriracha sauce, we are putting it on EVERYTHING right now and spend most evenings fighting over the bottle!. These look easy to make and so damn delicious! I am going to try them out on the weekend.

Do you like Sriracha sauce? do you have a special recipe you would like to share? If you do we would love to hear from you, and for more amazing recipes, please check out Kerbbies Cravings!

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INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 large brown onion
  • 20 slices of raw bacon

for the dipping sauce

  • 1/4 cup honey, heated in microwave for about 15 seconds
  • 4 tbsp sriracha
  • 1 tbsp soy sauce

for the glaze

  • 1/4 cup honey
  • 3-4 tbsp sriracha
  • 1 tbsp soy sauce
  • 1 tsp cornstarch + 1 tbsp water

for garnish

  • fresh chopped cilantro (optional)

DIRECTIONS:

1. Remove outer skin of onion and slice rings about 1/2 inch thick (like photo above). Separate rings, keeping two together for each separated ring (doubling up preserves the onion ring shape). Keep the larger rounds for making the onion rings. You can save the smaller onion parts for another recipe.

2. To making dipping sauce, combine honey, sriracha and soy sauce in a small bowl. Brush each onion lightly with the sauce.

3. For each ring, you will need about 2 pieces of bacon. Wrap bacon around onion rings, tucking ends of bacon into the last wrapped section and then placing a toothpick through at the places where each bacon ends, in order to secure during cooking. You can also use skewers.

4. Dunk each bacon wrapped ring in sauce and then place on a large baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

5. Preheat oven to 400F. Bake onions for about 30 minutes. Then remove from oven and flip onions over, cooking for another 20 minutes or until bacon is crispy. Check in on the onions about 5 minutes before they are done to make sure your bacon is not charring too much. You may need to lower temperature or move to a lower shelf in oven for the last few minutes if your bacon is charring too fast before it’s finished being crispy. If your bacon is crispy but is not charred at all, you may need to adjust the temperature higher (about 15-25 degrees) for the last 2-3 minutes until you get a slight char.

6. Remove bacon onion rings from oven and let bacon cool slightly and crisp up further. While waiting, make the glaze. Add sriracha, honey and soy sauce to a small saucepan and bring to a low boil. In a small bowl, completely dissolve cornstarch in water and then add to boiling mixture. Stir until sauce is thickened and then turn off stove. Brush a light layer of glaze on each of the finished bacon rings before serving. Garnish with chopped cilantro if desired.

Throwback Thursday- Life On The Internet Before Facebook

What? There was such a thing? Life on the Internet before Facebook? Most assuredly and I’m not talking MySpace either.  My first modem, (the apparatus that connects you to the Internet) was 2400 baud, meaning, approximately 240 characters sent per second, and it connected via the landline telephone connection.  It was slow, clunky, expensive and noisy when connecting, but that was cutting edge back in the mid eighties.

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Compared to the speeds of today we are talking snail’s pace, but I thought it was wonderful and it was. What did we do without Facebook? Were there games, was there chat, were there MEMES? Yes to all. There was IRC for chatting, (Internet Relay Chat) and there were BBS’s, a sort of precursor to today’s social networking sites and much more limited in scope but we didn’t realize it. To us, back in the day, it was the most legal fun you could have without leaving your house. BBS stands for Bulletin Board System and there were several types, Wildcat, Worldgroup, PCBoard, Renegade, and many others, all different types of software with but one goal in mind, connecting people to one another on the Internet. My favorite for meeting people and playing games was Worldgroup because their graphics were so top of the line. They had x’s and o’s you could actually make out when you were playing a game of backgammon. You’d have to type in, Move 3 etc, but hey it was unique for it’s time.

bgIf backgammon wasn’t your type of game you could play text-based games such as Trade Wars, where you vied to rule the universe and the one I played constantly when I wasn’t playing backgammon, Crossroads of the Elements. When you wanted to kill something, say, if you were equipped with a whip, you’d have to type in Whip W, the W or whatever letter began the name of your adversary, in this case I’m thinking wolf. And you would have to type it in over and over again until you’d been killed or beaten the enemy. Unless you knew a little bit about your computer. Then you could program macros in and hit just one key that would spell out your command rather than having to type it. You can still play this game today and can access it from its title I linked above.

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You could chat on the BBS’s too, you didn’t have to use IRC for that feature, it was just very popular and had multitudes of channels with all different types of interests. We’ve been asking ASL since before some of you were born. Many of the boards were run locally and you were able to go to meet and greets and see the people you’d been chatting with or playing games with face to face. I’ve been to several and always had a blast. Two of my very best friends were met on the last BBS I was a member on.

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There was no such thing as BitTorrents back then but that didn’t mean that there weren’t ways to get the software you wanted by means other than the computer store. That was accomplished via Pirate BBS’s and my favorite was a Renegade board. You had to know somebody then and be trustworthy or you wouldn’t get a login, and you would be stopped from accessing if you downloaded more than you uploaded. It was a give and take situation. I always managed to end up without a limit placed on me though and I’m sure that had something to do with being female. See? Still holds true to this day. It was agonizing though if it was something you particularly wanted because at those speeds it could take days to get one program. We never gave too much thought to whether it was right or wrong, it was just something we did. I of course know better now and would never do such a thing…..

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And then of course there were personal websites, where you could post whatever came to your mind and you didn’t have to worry about one of your readers reporting you to the powers that be because it was YOUR web site. Much like this one is Jo’s. If someone doesn’t like something they’re reading here their only option really is to not read because as long as no laws are being broken, a privately owned web site is governed by the owner. You have to follow a few rules and regulations that your server provider puts in place but those are usually nothing more than common sense guidelines any person with a brain would follow, so what’s posted on a personal website or blog pretty much stays on a personal website or blog regardless of varying opinions. No Zuckerberg minions there folks. Readers then were as likely as not to be other site owners and we were a much more tight knit group then than there is today amongst bloggers. We shared stories on each other’s sites and commented regularly on our favorite sites.

We did something else then too. We WROTE. Pictures are wonderful and do an amazing job of aiding understanding and dressing up an article but so many sites today are nothing but images with maybe a sentence or two to lead in and half of the time those are taken in total from another site. Ah well, now we have Facebook and games with actual animated graphics and people displaying all sorts of bizarre content and dispositions. The next time you start to get frustrated with something someone said or did on your status, or posted in a group, remember what I’ve said here and count your blessings. You don’t know how fortunate you are.

Original Graphic via The Content Pub

Original Graphic via The Content Pub

10 Must See Horror Flicks

Some of these 10 must see horror flicks have been remade but give me the originals any day. I saw several of these at the drive-in so you know they’re old school. A couple also gave me nightmares when I first saw them. Truly creepy flicks.

#1- 2000 Maniacs – 1964

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Tourists are lured into a small Southern town under the guise of helping to celebrate a centennial Civil War event, and then made to participate in sick games before meeting their deaths.  The one death I remember most in this movie, and the one that was responsible for said nightmares, was when they put this guy in a barrel that was studded with nails, (pointed end on the inside of course) and rolled him down a hill. For some reason that stuck with me and haunted my dreams for a while.

#2- Frogs – 1972

frogsI think the reason this movie freaked me out so bad was because at the time I saw it, I lived in Florida and could very well imagine all the creepy crawly, slithering slimy creatures that reside there taking back their territory like they do in this movie. I was so young when I saw this I didn’t even realize Sam Elliott was such a stone cold fox.

#3- The Entity – 1982

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This movie is supposed to be based on a true story and whether that’s the case or not, this scared the bejeebus out of me. It’s about a woman who was possessed by a demon that tormented and sexually assaulted her, and Barbara Hershey did an excellent job of making it look real.

#4- Willard – 1971

willardWhat is there about rats that isn’t the stuff of nightmares? Trained rats to take revenge on people that have wronged you in some imagined or real way, that’s the stuff Willard is made of, and if you can watch this without a shudder or two, more power to you.

#5- The Manitou – 1978themanitou

It would be bad enough to develop a hump on your back, but to then find out you have a 400 year old Native American demonic spirit growing inside of it would flat out ruin anyone’s day.   “Evil does not die… it waits… to be reborn”.

#6- Motel Hell – 1980motelhell

Guests at this hotel get planted and fattened up for Rory Calhoun’s grinder for the sausage that he sells at his roadside stand. They should have known something was up when the “O” in the Hello part of the Motel sign flickered and went out. Gore with a G.

#7- The Legacy – 1978

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Sam Elliot stars in this one too with real life wife Katharine Ross.  Everybody should know you don’t just inherit a huge estate and the wealth to keep it up without having to pay some sort of price.  Six people receive the same invitation but of course only one can claim the prize. The Who’s Roger Daltrey plays a small role in this and the swimming pool in the mansion is reason alone to watch this movie.

#8- The Sentinel – 1977

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A young model thinks she’s rather fortunate to find a fantastic apartment that is not only beautiful and spacious but well within her budget. Silly girl. Wait till she gets a load of some of the neighbors, especially the one that resides on the top floor. Her career’s about to take a change for the worse.

#9- The Hand – 1981

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This is a truly creepy movie.  When a comic book artists loses his hand in an auto accident, it can’t be found at the scene, but it finds its way home and has a penchant for murdering those who anger its owner.

#10- Race With The Devil – 1975

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This movie still scares me today.  Off for a well earned vacation two couples witness a satanic sacrifice and try to tell the authorities but are given lame excuses for what they actually saw and they decide to take matters to a higher authority but are being followed and making it to a safe destination seems less likely all the time.

That’s just a few of the movies I remember growing up and I think they were so much better than the slasher films that seem to have taken over the horror genre.  What do you think? Have you seen any of these movies, and if so which was your favorite; or do you have another that isn’t on this list?  Tell us, we’d love to know what we may be missing!