It’s Chicken ~ It’s Beer ~ It’s Beer-can Chicken

This amazing Tandoori Beer Can Chicken is brought to you by the awesome team at Mens Health and man it looks GOOD! 

It looks amazing, and to be honest, just looking at it I can imagine how it would smell while its cooking! so check it out and go and impress your friends!

Tandoori Beer Can Chicken
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What you’ll need for the wash:
¼ cup lemon juice
1 tsp salt
1 chicken (3½ to 4 lbs)

For the marinade:

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2 cloves garlic, minced
1 Tbsp minced ginger
1 tsp salt
⅔ cup Greek yogurt
3 Tbsp Dijon mustard
1 Tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp cumin
½ tsp nutmeg
½ tsp cardamom (or cinnamon)
½ tsp turmeric
½ tsp cayenne pepper (optional)
½ tsp black pepper

For cooking and serving:
1 12-ounce can of beer
½ red onion, thinly sliced
½ cup cilantro
1 lemon, cut into wedges

How to make it:
1. Make the wash. In a nonreactive bowl deep enough to accommodate the chicken, combine the lemon juice and salt. Remove the packet of giblets from inside the chicken. Using a paper towel, blot the chicken dry. If desired, use a sharp knife to remove the chicken’s skin. Place the chicken in the wash, flipping to coat. Cover with plastic wrap and place it in the fridge for 15 minutes, turning occasionally.
2. Make the marinade. In a large bowl, dump in the garlic, ginger, and salt. Using the back of a spoon, crush the ingredients until a paste forms. Add the yogurt, mustard, lemon juice, cumin, nutmeg, cardamom, turmeric, cayenne pepper, and black pepper. Stir until well combined. Spoon the mixture over the chicken, turning the chicken so that all sides are coated. Cover the bowl with Saran wrap and store in the fridge for 4 to 12 hours, turning occasionally.
3. Prepare the chicken. Drink half the beer, remove the tab, and make two additional holes in the can’s top.

Lower the chicken onto the beer so that the can fits into the cavity of the chicken. Pull the chicken legs forward so that the chicken forms a tripod.
4. Set up the grill for indirect grilling. Stand the beer-can chicken on the grates, away from the heat. (The grill’s temperature should be around 300°F degrees when closed.) Close the grill’s lid and cook until the chicken is well browned and has an internal temperature of 165°F degrees at the thickest part of the thigh, about 75 minutes. Using pot holders, remove the chicken from the grill, being careful not to spill the hot beer. Let the chicken rest for 5 minutes. Carve and portion onto plates. Top with red onion, cilantro, and lemon. Serves 4.

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Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral | The Tyranny of Tradition

Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral

Band member from Slayer holding a Marshall amp over his head.

Carrying signs saying “God Hates Self-Righteous Fanatics” and “At Least Satan Has Good Taste In Music”, members of the heavy metal rock band Slayer today camped outside the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas waiting to protest the funeral of WBC leader Fred Phelps.  An outspoken critic of people of other races, homosexuality, heavy metal and pasteurized milk, Phelps passed away earlier today after suffering a severe heart attack when informed that Ellen DeGeneres had a popular television talk show.  He was 84.

Animosity between Slayer and Westboro has been mounting since Phelps threatened to picket the funeral of Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman last year.  Phelps, who fronted a Carnivore cover band known as “Jesus Hitler” back in the early 90′s, felt that beyond being a group of unwashed heathens, Slayer simply weren’t very good anymore.  “They have profaned the name of Christ!  That is obvious. But worse, they really haven’t recorded anything worth listening to since Divine Intervention!” said Phelps in a fiery sermon 3 months ago.

Fred Phelps with his once big mouth open.

Phelps’ death has sent shockwaves through the Bigot community.  Several Bigots across America have planned candlelight vigils to mourn the death of the man that some have called “The Godfather of Modern Bigotry”.  His passing has also saddened many closeted Bigots who are now unable able to shake their heads at Phelps’ antics while masking their own hatred in the form of polished and coded political expressions.

Bigots across the world have lost a hero to their cause.  “He was our Harvey Milk,” said teary-eyed Westboro member Harvey Atwater as he heard the news.  “Our President is from Kenya, it’s legal for a donkey to marry a man in most states, and Satan himself is running half of the major television networks as well as the Internet.  America is going to Hell in a handbasket and our greatest leader has fallen.  This is a dark day for this great nation.”

via Slayer To Protest Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ Funeral | The Tyranny of Tradition.

Bacon Wrapped, Cream Cheese Stuffed Chicken Breasts

Bacon Wrapped, Cream Cheese Stuffed Chicken Breasts

1 boneless skinless chicken breast

2 tablespoons cream cheese
1 tablespoon green onion, Chopped
2 pieces bacon, Partially Cooked

Directions:

Pound out Chicken breast so it is about 1/4″ thick.

Mix together cream cheese and green onions and spread cheese mixture over 1 side of chicken breast.

Roll Chicken breast up to conceal cream cheese.

Wrap partially cooked bacon around chicken breast and secure with toothpick.

Place on baking sheet and bake for about 30 minutes at 375 degrees.

Broil for about 5 minute to crisp the bacon.

You can substitute turkey bacon for the bacon, and a low fat cream cheese to make this healthier. Still will be yummy!