Let me introduce you to The Coolest Cooler. Some of the features of this amazing cooler include, a strip of waterproof LED lights, a ceramic blade, a stash place for disposable plates, and a divider that actually keeps water out of the other side if you choose are all things that a great cooler could and should have. The addition of USB ports for charging phones a cameras, removable waterproof speaker for your phone, and a functional blender in the top of the machine! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. This is a thing of beauty and I want one NOW!
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