Five Things That Irritate Me About Games On Facebook- Part One

Get The Mobile App

Get The Mobile App

#1- I’m not really sure which of these things I’m about to list irritate me the most so this isn’t going to be a top ten count down, but this IS one of the ones that I can’t stand. Get this game on your mobile device. It pops up and promises you game booty if you download the app for your mobile, download it NOW. Go get it! Well hell’s bells- If I was on my mobile app playing the damn game I would except OH I wouldn’t need to because I’d already have it. I have gotten off my computer and the next time I was using my iPad gone to locate a stupid game. I mean, might as well get my swag. BUT- I have yet to receive anything from the 2 or 3 games I’ve actually followed through on, and what’s even worse than being told to go and get the thing, is I DID! I already have it. So quit with the pop-ups already and recognize.
Fun-O-Meter

Fun-O-Meter

#2- What’s up with this Fun-O-Meter? All it’s doing is getting in the way of my playing time. Like I’m ever going to move the dial. They should have taken care of finding out which levels are the most fun for people to play during their Beta testing and leave me alone. It’s just a pain in the ass to X out of. Three seconds of my life I’ll never get back. At least the time I waste playing games is time I’ve chosen to lose.
Wait On This Ad

Wait On This Ad

#3- Wait on this ad? Isn’t this guy making enough money charging people to promote their posts? Or is this an ad for whoever created the game and are probably happy just making a couple of pennies after what they’re being charged to promote said game on Facebook. I don’t know how applications play out in the Terms of Service but for individuals anything you share on Facebook remains with FB in use for FB as long as whatever that may be remains in circulation, so if that’s the case, these people are screwed. They want $5.00 to get you started on just promoting a post, and you may see a spike of one person for that. They say though if you spend $400.00 that 57,000 – 150,000 of 12,000,000 people will be reached, that your budget and targeting determine how many people your post will reach. Probably about the same amount as it would have before they put a squeeze on certain types of posts being filtered into the newsfeed. Whatever the case I do not approve of ads anywhere in a game I want to play, and I can only imagine the type of fee they have for an actual game promotion and not just a lousy post.
Invite Your Friends

Invite Your Friends

#4- Right! I mean I know a lot of them are only friends I made THROUGH Facebook but I might like to keep them. Keep bugging me to invite my friends to play games and take up another 3 seconds of my life. More if I actually was stupid enough to do this. I doubt there’s anything that pisses people off worse than getting ANOTHER game invitation from one of their new FB friends. I mean come on. These people they want you to invite are already on FB and unless they’re accessing the site from under a rock, they know these games exist and can find their way there to join or not all on their very own. Nobody ever clued these people in that these types of pop-ups are annoying as hell? There’s no way in hell I’m going to spend money to buy gold bars or diamonds or whatever lucre is being used for game extras in a game with ads, but I’m going to bug the shit out of my friends to get a few measly bingo chips or bubbles??
Level Failed

Level Failed

#5- There’s really not all that much that irritates me about this particular event except of course that I have just failed the level. It does bother me a bit though that they want me to bug my friends some more (after I already pissed them off getting them in here to play) for a life just because I’m a crappy player. Of course I get to give them lives or coins or dog biscuits or something in return but hey, every single damn time I fail a level? I can’t even send them anything half of the time but still I have to be confronted with their high scores. Shouldn’t I be giving lives to people who don’t have high scores and need more help even if they aren’t my friends???
The long and short of it is NOT yet finished because I have actually TEN things that irritate me but I got snagged away from my computer tonight with a quick babysitting the grandson event and I’m just not up to finishing tonight. Stay tuned for Part Two tomorrow when I am!
 
 

And The Darwin Award Goes To

Some people really don’t have a clue. I guess this is nature’s way of attempting to keep the gene pool relatively clean. They do make for some humorous moments though. I hope you think these are as funny as I did.

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44 Things Every Short Girl Can Probably Relate To…

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1. You’re always “so cute,” which is incredibly frustrating when you were going for “sexy.”

2. People think it’s funny when you’re mad.

3. When you gain five pounds, it’s noticeable.

4. When you gain ten pounds, it’s really noticeable.

5. When you gain fifteen pounds, you want to fling yourself out a window except you’re certain you’d bounce right back as soon as you hit the ground.

6. Frankly, you can’t reach anything.

7. It actually feels weird when your pants are the proper length, because you’re used to them being too long.

8. Dress codes are unforgiving. You actually look like you’re drowning in fabric if your skirt or dress reaches your knees.

9. “Wait, no. You have to wear heels or I can’t stand next to you all night.”

10. You know that a “legal midget” is someone under 4’11”, because every person insists on reminding you that you almost qualify.*

*Editor’s note: People with dwarfism are under 4’11”, but not every person under 4’11” has dwarfism. Idiots.

11. You don’t always have to squat in the front of photos.

12. And if you’re not in the front of photos, you might as well not be in them at all.

13. Your yoga pants are all ripped at the bottom.

14. Boys like short girls more.

15. …because you’re “easy to throw around.” Hmm.

16. Middle schoolers are taller than you are.

17. When you’re sitting, your feet don’t always reach the floor, and you don’t care how childlike you look swinging your legs.

18. You can’t dust the snow off the top of your car, because you can’t reach it.

19. You don’t think it’s weird to have friends who are over a foot taller than you are.

20. “Bitch, please.” -You when girls 5’5” or taller complain about being short.

21. You see as much of the performance at a jam-packed concert as you would if you were listening to the radio.

22. Cooking dinner becomes an acrobatic experience, because you regularly have to hoist yourself up onto your kitchen counters to reach things.

23. Before reading this sentence, you didn’t know that normal-sized people can see the hoods of their cars while they’re driving.

24. To hold hands with a tall guy, you have to bend your arm at the elbow and aim up.

25. People like to tell you you’re short, as if you’re unaware.

26. There’s at least one item of clothing from your childhood that still fits you.

27. Everyone wants to “put you in their pockets.”

28. Your head is an armrest — as if everyone’s arms are just so tired all the time that they need constant resting.

29. Short guys flock to you.

30. Your “big growth spurt” shot you up to 4’10” from 4’4”.

31. Snooki and Kristin Chenoweth are your favorites.

32. Maxi dresses. Lol.

33. Amusement parks become a constant “Are you tall enough for this ride?” joke.

34. If you know an 11-year-old, his favorite party trick is making you stand up to show people that he’s taller than you are.

35. You were always first when you had to line up in size order.

36. Peepholes are pointless.

37. Wearing jeans when it’s raining is your own personal torture treatment.

38. No one can fit in the driver’s seat of your car, and the amount of time it takes for them to electronically adjust it makes it feel like the vehicle itself is mocking you

39. Putting something at the top of your closet means you’re not going to see it again for a very long time.

40. If you wear really short bottoms, you still don’t look slutty.

41. You can describe yourself as “tiny” and it’s not obnoxious.

42. There are people who are still taller than you when you’re standing on an elevated surface.

43. You mentally prepare yourself before getting up onto a barstool.

44. You resent people who are shorter than you are, because being little isyour thing.

source: totalsororitymove