Tangled Up In Blue

Early one morning the sun was shining I was laying in bed Wond’ring if she’d changed it all If her hair was still red Her folks they said our lives together Sure was gonna be rough They never did like Mama’s homemade dress Papa’s bankbook wasn’t big enough And I…

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Moonshiners Should Be Moonlighters

I seriously don’t see how any of those guys on that show are doing that for a living successfully. I mean I really don’t have much appreciation for their intelligence or lack thereof. Tim, the guy that’s trying to go legal is about the only one I see on there…

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Bad Dog Warning Card

I guess it’s a good thing I’m so familiar with doing things on the Internet and via a computer because I just got a Bad Dog Warning Card from the USPS, so I might need email more than ever.  And, might I add, I am LMAO!
Bad dog warning cardThe only thing that was written on this card was our address, and after the address- in house-honk.  Giggling uncontrollably.  Are we freaking serious here? For one thing she’s 13 years old, for another thing she’s INSIDE THE HOUSE, and last I looked had not grown thumbs and cannot open the door.  I suppose in one of her more creative attack modes she might actually crash through the glass window and the screen and satisfy her taste for mail carriers that way, but I find it highly unlikely.  Shaking my head.
I have to say if you are a mail carrier and you are so afraid of dogs, no matter how bad their bark, that you can’t knock on a door or ring a doorbell because an animal INSIDE THE HOUSE scares you, you might have taken the wrong career path.