The Top 25 Television Anti-Heroes

The Top 25 Television Anti-Heroes 

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We love to hate them, and hate to love them.  The anti-hero is a character that is not the protagonist, but not necessarily the villain either.  They usually teeter the line between good and bad, but mostly bad.  While they may make many questionable decisions, you know that deep down, they came from a good place. Check out our list of our favorite anti-heroes to hit the small screen!

1.  Nancy Botwin-Weeds

I’ve heard a lot about this show but I never have taken the time to watch it and I really like Mary Louise Parker. I especially liked her in the movie “Sugartime” where she played one of the McGuire sisters, Phyllis McGuire, who was the mistress of Sam Giancana.

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2.  Dexter Morgan-Dexter

Oh how I do love Dexter. So much so that I couldn’t bear to watch the last season and I still don’t know how it all ended. I want to think that Dex still is up to his old tricks and taking out the trash down in Miami.

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3.  Norman Bates-Bates Motel

I have never seen this show either and I don’t really want to. Norman Bates will always be Anthony Hopkins and I will accept no substitutes.

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4.  Walter White-Breaking Bad

I actually had to Google this guy during a text conversation not too long ago. I had no idea. I know who the Baratheons are though!

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5.  Jax Teller-Sons Of Anarchy

This is one I’ve actually been meaning to take the time to see. Every time I think of it though I’m busy with something else and I forget about it until the next time I see an article like this one.

Jax Sons of Anarchy

6.  Jack Bauer-24

My girlfriend Mel watched every single one of these episodes and waited impatiently for Netflix to bring her the next installment. I like Keifer best as the vampire in “The Lost Boys”.

Jack Bauer / 24

7.  Finona Goode-American Horror Story:  Coven

I actually did start watching this and I love Jessica Lange but it started to bore me right around the end of the first season so I never bothered to catch up.

Finona Goode

8.     Don Draper-Mad Men

Madison Avenue has always interested me as I think I could come up with some better ads than I see around for different products but this show, not so much.

Mad Men

9.  Eric Northman-True Blood

Sigh…He could bite me any old night of the week. Sooky was one lucky chick with him and Bill and OMG Joe Manganiello around on set every day.

Eric / True Blood

10.  Hank Moody-Californication

Once again I have nothing to add as the last time I saw this guy, he was chasing after flying saucers.

Hank Moody

11.  Dr. Gregory House-House

My youngest son watches House every chance he gets. From what I understand House is a pretty smart ass type of guy. I can relate, but have I ever seen the show? LOL Nope.

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12.   Patty Hewes-Damages

OK, I’m almost afraid to admit this. How far out of the loop am I? Never even HEARD of this.

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13.  Jake Ballard-Scandal

Make that two in a row!

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 14.  Faith Lehane-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Never watched this either. I saw the original movie but the TV series, never ever.

Faith / Buffy The Vampire Slayer

 15.  Damon Salvatore-The Vampire Diaries

I’m on a roll here, and although this is one of my favorite genres, never saw this either. I’m beginning to think I spend too much time on the internet.

The Vampire Diaries

16.  Tony Soprano-The Sopranos

This show was all I could think about for however long it took me to get all of the disks of each season through Netflix. I’d be at the mailbox panting looking for that red and white envelope. I LOVED The Sopranos. It had a suck ass ending to the series though I thought.

Tony Soprano

17.  Juliette Barnes-Nashville

I guess this was modeled off of that movie that Jeff Bridges starred in which I also didn’t see. Giggle I heard that it was really good though and I love Jeff Bridges.

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18.  Spike-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Spike. Ha Ha Do people really get nicknamed “SPIKE”? Your pitbull maybe

Spike, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

19.   Julie Cooper-The OC

The OC? Is this like that zip code show? Mark me up another one.

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20.  Frank Underwood- House Of Cards

So I’d rather write than watch TV or build websites or something. Sue me.

House of Cards

21.   Sawyer-Lost

Giggle. I’m probably the only one on the planet.

Sawyer- Lost

22.  Emily Thorne-Revenge

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold. This show? I’m Clueless.

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23.   Vic Mackey-The Shield

I’m starting to get an inferiority complex here. I know that not being a couch potato is nothing to be ashamed of, but I feel like I live under a rock or something.

Vic Mackey-The Shield

24.   Nicholas Brody- Homeland

Batting 1000 here. I’m guessing this must be about border wars or some such.

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 25.  Kate Austen- Lost

I know as much about her and this show as I did the last time.  I thought this was the one where they were all survivors from a crashed plane or something. 

Kate Austen-Lost

 Well there you have it- Someone’s idea of the 25 top tv anti-heroes that I know almost absolutely nothing about. LOL  I hope this is more relevant to you than it was to me!

Written by Sam Davidson with addendum by Dagney.

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Sunburn City, SPF Falls Down On The Job

I come from a sunburned country! Here in Australia it is drilled into our heads to SLIP, SLOP, SLAP, slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen and slap on a hat.
Clearly the following people have missed this memo.

The images are hilarious though and has left these people with some brilliant patterns.

On a serious note, DON’T try this at home.

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Stages of Drunkenness

This pretty much sums it up, if you say it does not you are only lying to yourself! lol. I have left the last stage out as its a different experience for everyone, would love to know what you think, if you relate and what your final experience for the night would be? And ALWAYS remember to drink responsibly 

Stage 1 – SMARTY PANTS
This is when you become an expert in EVERY field and have been everywhere and done everything twice. The game of one-upmanship is very demanding at this stage of drinking, as you are always right and everyone else in the conversation is clearly wrong.

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Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING (also known as the Zoolander stage)
This is when your confidence soars to new heights and you feel like the most attractive person in the world. You approach anyone with ease and keep in mind, at this stage you already know everything and have been everywhere and done everything, so the conversation will flow. THIS is the stage you feel everyone wants you and you will have to make a hard choice by the end of the night.

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Stage 3 – THE DRINKS ARE ON ME
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. This stage usually results in you forgetting the electricity, phone and rent. You offer to buy everyone drinks telling them to put their wallets away because CLEARLY you are hot right now and everyone wants and needs you. The bills can wait.

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Stage 4 – UNTOUCHABLE
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone feeling confident you can take them on with your Thor like strength (and looks) nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you’re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

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Stage 5 – INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You think you are walking in a perfectly straight line. You now have found your inner Beyonce and can be found twerking and singing at the top of your lungs on the dance floor. THIS is the stage when you friends need to drag you home, put you to bed and tell you everything’s alright in the morning!

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So which stages are you? Do you have your own set of rules? we would love to hear! and ALWAYS Drink Responsibly